A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
It all ends in tears anyway
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily
This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.
FUCK
Op, you said SHITTILY
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!
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